For the past week my husband has been complaining that something smells bad in the kitchen. He swore it was coming from the fridge. Okay, so there was a decaying package of tofu in there (don't ask!). I removed and fed it to the chickens who went crazy with delight over it (you just never know what might tickle a chicken's taste buds). Apparently that didn't take care of the problem, though.
Terry continued to complain of the stench coming from the kitchen--and it was he was sure it was still coming from the fridge. He even went so far as going through every item in the fridge and throwing some things out, even though he kept telling me he couldn't find the one item that was causing the problem. I couldn't smell anything until yesterday evening. When I came in after being gone most of the day I was hit with this overwhelming foul odor as soon as I walked in the door. And it sure didn't seem like it was coming from the fridge. Of course I was too tired to do anything about it and even though Terry complained about it some more, he didn't seem motivated to do anything about it either. (He worked hard on fixing and cleaning my car all day so I'm not complaining--I'll take a clean car that runs any day over a clean house!)
This morning I got up and went off to work. On my way home I stopped a neighbor's house and we both agreed that we ought to get together more often. A spur of the moment decision was made to invite another neighbor that Terry and I hadn't met yet over to our house for pizza. She would bring the pizza and I would provide a clean house to hang out in (my house was a total mess when we made the arrangements, but I was planning to clean this weekend and what better motivation to clean the house the is there than to have people you've never met over?)
When I walked into the front door, that mysterious odor hit me stronger than ever. Oh, crap. I had totally forgot about it. If I hadn't forgot about it, I might not have been so quick to volunteer my house! Terry and I had a long discussion about possible sources. He still firmly believed it was the fridge. I was sure it was coming from the carpet and found a wet area on the carpet under the rug that we hadn't noticed before (both of us firmly deny any knowledge of how that area got wet!) He declared the carpet didn't smell and I couldn't smell anything in the fridge.
In any case, we had two hours to get rid of the obnoxious smell before any arrived. I opened all the windows to let in some fresh air and started cleaning out the fridge and Terry response, "What are you doing that for? I thought you said the carpet smells, not the fridge!"
"Well, you seem convinced it is the fridge, so I'm scrubbing it out!"
In the meantime he set about cleaning the large wet spot on the carpet, even though he still wasn't convinced it was the problem.
An hour later we had a sparkling clean deodorized fridge and still damp, but fresh smelling carpet. And just in case there was any remnants of odor left, I threw together an apple pie and put it in the oven to bake--while I quickly straightened up the rest of the house. My entire motivation for making the pie was its air freshening, odor masking effects. (It smells way better than artificial scents from a can and people don't wonder what it is that you are trying to cover up!). Plus, a homemade, from scratch pie always seems to be an effective way to impress upon people that you are an amazing home maker (while in reality, right now in my life, it seems like nothing could be farther from the truth!)
Anyway, they loved the pie and the kitchen no longer seems to stink, so life is good. :) Now if only I could have enough energy to keep the place clean longer than a few days...
I will leave you with a lovely spiderweb I photographed a few days ago...maybe spiders have the right idea--make a home that lasts a day and make a new sparkling clean one each night, then at least you would never, ever have to vacumn....